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Isaac Goldberg
Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.
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Kingman Brewster, Jr.
We all live in a televised goldfish bowl.
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Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh
Only when one is connected to one's inner core is one connected to others. And, for me, the core, the inner spring, can best be re-found through solitude.
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Arthur Miller
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
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Anonymous
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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Woody Allen
I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a passive or hereditary faith, and receives new truth as an angel from Heaven.
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Socrates
Employ your time in improving yourself by other men's writings, so that you shall gain easily what others have labored hard for.
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Jerry Rubin
By the end, everybody had a label -- pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary ... If you had everything but a gun, you were a radical but not a revolutionary.
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Albert Einstein
I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to.
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H. Jackson Browne, P. S. I Love You
Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
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Anonymous
God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.
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Charles A. Dana
Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth, or the only truth.
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