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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Things People Say - 144

Leonardo DaVinci, Notebooks (c. 1500)

Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind.


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Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw, Act II

The sane appear as strange to the mad as the mad to the sane


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Sidney Madwed

If you want to be truly successful invest in yourself to get the knowledge you need to find your unique factor. When you find it and focus on it and persevere your success will blossom.


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George Iles

A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time.


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Napolean Hill

Wise men, when in doubt whether to speak or to keep quiet, give themselves the benefit of the doubt, and remain silent.


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Sydney J. Harris, Strictly Personal

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.


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James L. Hayes, Memos for Management: Leadership, 1983

Jingshen is the Mandarin word for spirit and vivacity. It is an important word for those who would lead, because above all things, spirit and vivacity set effective organizations apart from those that will decline and die.


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George Washington

Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.


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John Lithgow

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.


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Henry Louis Mencken

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed -- and hence clamorous to be led to safety -- by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.


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Anna Freud

Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.


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E. E. Cummings

To be nobody but yourself, in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else, means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.



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