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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Clever Famous People Sayings - 108

Horace

Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain each day that Fortune grants.


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Joyce

The person interested in success has to learn to view failure as a healthy, inevitable part of the process of getting to the top.


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Mae West

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.


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Marva Collins

Trust yourself. Think for yourself. Act for yourself. Speak for yourself. Be yourself. Imitation is suicide.


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A. E. Houseman

I, a stranger and afraid, in a world I never made.


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Benjamin Harrison

We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.


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Wilson Mizner

I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.


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Erykah Badu, A line from the song "On & On"

Peace and blessings manifest with every lesson learned - and if your knowledge were your wealth then it would be well earned.


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Mark Twain

We all live in the protection of certain cowardices which we call our principles.


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Susan Johnson

Whoever has the greatest command of the language, holds the power.


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Legouve

A brother is a friend given by Nature.


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Marion Parker

Be kind - Remember every one you meet is fighting a battle - everybody's lonesome.



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