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Richard Diran
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
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Thomas Paine
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
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Thomas Fuller
Learning makes a man fit company for himself.
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Will Rogers
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
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French Proverb
Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass.
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Helen Keller
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence.
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Johathan Edwards
Nature is God's greatest evangelist.
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John F. Welch
We know where most of the creativity, the innovation, the stuff that drives productivity lies--in the minds of those closest to the work. It's been there in front of our noses all along while we've been running around chasing robots and reading books on how to become Japanese--or at least manage like them.
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Richard Bach
Sometimes when learning comes before experience It doesn't make sense right away.
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Jason Hurst
Lots of people are willing to die for the person they love, which is a pity, for it is a much grander thing to live for that person.
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Lord Thomas Dewar
Minds are like parachutes they work best when open.
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Ann Landers
All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.
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