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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Proverbs and Quotations - 172

Lord Newborough, Motto

Vigorous let us be in attaining our ends, and mild in our method of attainment.


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Robert Benchley

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.


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James Burke

Courtly love-poetry may first have been written during long periods of abstinence on the Crusades, but it would not have flourished in the cold of northern Europe without some help from the chimney.


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Elizabeth Peters

The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal--or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.


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Woodrow Wilson

I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.


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Bertrand Russell

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.


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Johann von Goethe

The highest happiness of man ... is to have probed what is knowable and quietly to revere what is unknowable.


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Elie Wiesel

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises over himself.


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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.


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Henry Ford

Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.


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Cynthia Ozick

Nothing is so awesomely unfamiliar as the familiar that discloses itself at the end of a journey.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air



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