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Very Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 140
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Lucretius, De Rerum Natura
Nothing can be created from nothing.
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John Lyly
Love is made in heaven and consummated on earth.
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Edouard Manet
The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there.
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William Blake
To generalize is to be an idiot.
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Proverbs 237 Bible
As a man thinketh, so is he
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Julia Roberts, on Oprah, 11/18/03
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, A Civil Campaign, 1999
A tactical retreat is not a bad response to a surprise assault, you know. First you survive. Then you choose your own ground. Then you counterattack.
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Thomas H. Huxley
Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
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Raul E. Sanchez
Mire Hacia Las Estrellas. Look At The Stars.
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H. G. Wells
When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.
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George S. Arundale
The conqueror and king in each of us is the Knower of truth. Let that Knower awaken in us and drive the horses of the mind, emotions, and physical body on the pathway which that king has chosen.
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Andrew Schneider
Weird, isn't it Somehow in the dead of winter when its 40 below, so cold your words just freeze in the air, you think you'll never hear a robin's song again or see a blossom on a cherry tree, when one day you wake up and bingo, light coming through the mini blinds is softened with a tick of rose and the cold morning air has lost its bite. It's spring once again, the streets are paved with mud and the hills are alive with the sound of mosquitos.
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