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Ella Wheeler Wilcox
There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.
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Anonymous
To him that you tell your secret you resign your liberty.
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Ernest Rutherford
You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 10-12 to 1.
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Oprah Winfrey, O Magazine, February 2003
You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more.
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Samuel Johnson
Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance.
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Ernest Hemingway
My aim is to put down on paper what I see and what I feel in the best and simplest way.
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William Shakespeare
There is a tide in the affairs of men Which taken at the flood, leads on to fortune Omitted, all the voyage of their life Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
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Persius
He conquers who endures.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, yahoo, I'd have all my money back.
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Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
I prefer liberty to chains of diamonds.
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George Bernard Shaw
This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy.
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Bruce Barton
If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.
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