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Sarcastic Proverbs and Quotations - 106
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David Reisman
Look at all the sentences which seem true and question them.
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Shelley Winters
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
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Philip Robinson
And when the future hinges on the next words that are said, Don't let logic interfere, believe your heart instead.
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Johann von Goethe
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
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Josh Billings
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
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Rod Hughes
I know of only one true failure never having tried to grow as a person. All else is simply happenstance.
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Norman R. Augustine
The weaker the data available upon which to base one's conclusion, the greater the precision which should be quoted in order to give the data authenticity.
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Miguel de Cervantes
'Tis an old saying, the Devil lurks behind the cross. All is not gold that glitters. From the tail of the plough, Bamba was made King of Spain and from his silks and riches was Rodrigo cast to be devoured by the snakes.
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Thomas Jefferson, letter to his cousin John Garland Jefferson, June 11, 1790
Health is worth more than learning.
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Mark Twain
Friendship is the marriage of the soul, and this marriage is liable to divorce.
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Stephen William Hawking
God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them.
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Nicolas Boileau
Whatever we conceive well we express clearly, and words flow with ease.
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