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Denise Dobbs, Northern Exposure, Survival of the Species, 1993
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
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Thomas Jefferson
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks.
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Harry S Truman
Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.
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Thomas Carlyle
I do not believe in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.
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Don Quixote
But if you build your life on dreams it's prudent to recall a man with moonlight in his hands has nothing there at all.
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Sir Winston Churchill
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
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Author Unknown
Life is too short to be taken seriously.
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Mao Zedong
Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.
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George Stephanopolous
The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
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Nathan Hale, last words, 22 September 1776
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.
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Albert Einstein
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
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Solomon Short
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.
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