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Frederic Joliot-Curie, quoted by M.A. Markov, "A Random Walk in Science" compiled by R. L. Weber, edited by E. Mendoza
The farther the experiment is from theory the closer it is to the Nobel Prize.
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Oscar Wilde
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
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John Stuart Mill
Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
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Karl Weick
Simply pushing harder within the old boundaries will not do.
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Martin Luther King, Jr.
When you are right you cannot be too radical when you are wrong, you cannot be too conservative.
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Michelangelo Buonarroti
I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.
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Buddha
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
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Sir Winston Churchill
One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.
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Clare Booth Luce
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home but, unlike charity, it should end there.
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Katharine Whitehorn
A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.
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Peter De Vries
The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
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Sbastien-Roch Nicolas de Chamfort
Most of those who make collections of verse or epigram are like men eating cherries or oysters they choose out the best at first, and end by eating all.
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