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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Things People Say - 172

Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde

A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.


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Anna M. Uhlich

My eyes are an ocean in which my dreams are reflected.


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Romanian Proverb

Better a mouse in the pot than no meat at all.


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Phillip Earl Stanhope

The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in the closet.


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Dr. Seuss

If you have a brain in your head and feet in your shoes, you can steer youeself in any direction you choose.


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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

If it is not seemly, do it not if it is not true, speak it not.


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John Kenneth Galbraith

People fo privilage will always risk their complete destruction rather than surrender any material part of their advantage.


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H.L. Mencken

To die for an idea it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true


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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

As the evening sun faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint.


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Dr. Seuss

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.


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Richard Feynman

Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong.


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Norman Cousins

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started.



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