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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Things People Say - 174

Charles Sanders Pierce

There is one thing even more vital to science than intelligent methods and that is, the sincere desire to find out the truth, whatever it may be.


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Erich Fromm

There is hardly any activity, any enterprise, which is started out with such tremendous hopes and expectations, and yet which fails so regularly, as love.


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Bruce Burton

For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men look into your mind. Do they see it well clothed, neat, busineswise?


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La Rochefoucauld

Those who give too much attention to trifling things become generally incapable of great things.


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Mark Twain

It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.


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Richard Milhous Nixon

By taking this action, I hope that I will have hastened the start of the healing.


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Thomas Huxley

Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is ever done in this world by hesitation.


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Albert Camus

I shall tell you a great secret, my friend. Do not wait for the last judgment, it takes place every day.


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Nikki Giovanni

We love because it's the only true adventure.


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Henry James

Experience is never limited, and it is never complete it is an immense sensibility, a kind of huge spider web of the finest silken threads suspended in the chamber of consciousness, and catching every airborne particle in its tissue.


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Mark Yost

History, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the great, is more often shaped by the many acts of the small.


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William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice", Act 1 scene 2

When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.



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