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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 96

Wystan Hugh Auden

Weep for the lives your wishes never led.


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Anne Sexton

Oh, darling, let your body in, let it tie you in, in comfort.


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George Shinn

Growth means change and change involves risk, stepping from the known to the unknown.


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Albert Einstein

Common sense is that layer of prejudices which we acquire before we are sixteen.


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Rod Steiger

The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame.


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Ralph Kiner

George Shinn. He's the owner of the Charlotte Harlots basketball team.


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Anon.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything.


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Homer

There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the foul deed which she plotted when she contrived her husband's murder.


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James Thurber

Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority.


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English Proverb

He that has no charity deserves no mercy.


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Sigmund Freud

We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love.


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Kahlil Gibran

Rebellion without truth is like spring in a bleak, arid desert.



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