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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Things People Say - 112

Ralph Waldo Emerson

All men are in some degree impressed by the face of the world; some men even to delight. This love of beauty is taste. Others have the same love in such success that, not content with admiring, they seek to embody it in new forms. The creation of beauty is art.


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Margaret Fuller

A house is no home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.


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Mark Twain

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence then success is sure.


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Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Those whom fortune has never favoured are more joyful than those whom she has deserted. - De Tranquillitate Animi


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Author Unknown

To save time is to lengthen life.


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Benjamin Franklin

Early morning hath gold in its mouth.


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William Shakespeare

I am not merry but I do beguile The thing I am, by seeming otherwise.


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Eleanor Roosevelt

Never be bored, and you will never be boring.


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Walt Kelly

Now is the time for all good men to come to.


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Dean Acheson, Communication Bulletin for Managers & Supervisors, June 2004

The thing to remember is that that the future comes one day at a time.


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La Rochefoucauld

We seldom attribute common sense except to those who agree with us.


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Socrates

I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.



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