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Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 161
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Harry S Truman
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
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Unknown
Commitment in the face of conflict produces character.
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Pearl Buck
At my age the bones are water in the morning until food is given them.
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Simone de Beauvoir
It is not in giving life but in risking life that man is raised above the animal that is why superiority has been accorded in humanity not to the sex that brings forth but to that which kills.
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Henry Kissinger
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
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Kathleen Norris
Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper from the state.
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Jean Nidetch
It's choice - not chance - that determines your destiny.
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William Shakespeare
Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge of thine own cause.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
All theory, dear friend, is gray, but the golden tree of life springs ever green.
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F. Nietzsche
Man is the cruelest animal.
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Abba Eban
Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
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Euripides, Phrixus
The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
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