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Seneca
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labour the body.
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Gerry Spence
To freely bloom - that is my definition of success.
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Bertrand Russell
Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change.
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Gerald R. Ford
All my children have spoken for themselves since they first learned to speak, and not always with my advance approval, and I expect that to continue in the future.
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Rona Barrett
The healthy, the strong individual, is the one who asks for help when he needs it. Whether he has an abscess on his knee or in his soul.
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Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev
Sometimes ... when you stand face to face with someone, you cannot see his face. (Following summit meeting with Ronald Reagan)
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Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
The character of every act depends upon the circumstances in which it is done.
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Edward Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu
Beneath the rule of men entirely great, The pen is mightier than the sword.
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Victor Hugo
A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is visible labour and there is invisible labour.
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Mark Twain
Somewhere between the Angels and the French lies the rest of humanity.
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Milton Friedman
Inflation is the one form of taxation that can be imposed without legislation.
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