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Simonides
Not even the gods fight against necessity.
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Ethel Watts Mumford
Love demands infinitely less than friendship.
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Jesse Lair
Praise is like sunlight to the human spirit we cannot flower and grow without it.
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Ken Thompson
Just think -- IBM and DEC in the same room -- and we did it. Makes you feel warm inside.
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Sophocles
No man loves life like him that's growing old.
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Nelson Rockefeller
Never forget that the most powerful force on earth is love.
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Henry Drummond
Instead of pointing a finger, we should hold out our hand.
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William Shakespeare
The course of true love was never easy.
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Confucius
To govern is to correct. If you set an example by being correct, who would dare remain incorrect?
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B. F. Skinner
Society attacks early when the individual is helpless.
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G.K. Chesterton
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.
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Socrates
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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