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Humorous Proverbs and Quotations - 115
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Voltaire
'That is indisputable,' was the answer, 'but in this country it is a good thing to kill an admiral from time to time to encourage the others.'
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Oscar Wilde
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
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Natalie Goldberg
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important.
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Vincent van Gogh
I am not an adventurer by choice but by fate.
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William Shakespeare
I pray you bear me henceforth from the noise and rumour of the field, where I may think the remnant of my thoughts in peace, and part of this body and my soul with contemplation and devout desires.
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Mark Twain
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
When good Americans die they go to Paris.
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Robert Noyce, Article, interview in a magazine
Knowledge is power. Knowledge shared is power multiplied.
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Elisabeth Marbury
The richer your friends, the more they will cost you.
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Confucius
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
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Albert Einstein
Truth is what stands the test of experience.
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Kahlil Gibran
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
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