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Aristotle, from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
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Millicent Carey McIntosh
There is no greater excitement than to support an intellectual wife and have her support you. Marriage is a partnership in which each inspires the other, and brings fruition to both of you.
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Jean de La Fontaine
By the work one knows the workmen.
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Publilius Syrus
Never find your delight in another's misfortune.
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John F. Kennedy, Inaugural address, January 20, 1961
And so, my fellow americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country. My fellow citizens of the world: ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man.
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John Dewey
Intellectually, religious emotions are not creative but conservative. They attach themselves readily to the current view of the world and consecrate it.
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Johann von Goethe
If I love you, what business is it of yours
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Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Self-development is a higher duty than self-sacrifice.
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Holly Lisle
Actions have consequences...first rule of life. And the second rule is this - you are the only one responsible for your own actions.
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Albert Einstein
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
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John Fellows Akers
I love the United States, but I see here everything is measured by success, by how much money it makes, not the satisfaction to the individual.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become one yourself!
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