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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Silly Proverbs and Quotations - 132

Dalai Lama, (in exile) Associated Press, 5/14/01

It is essential to know that to be a happy person, a happy family, a happy society, it is very crucial to have a good heart, that is very crucial. World peach must develop from inner peace. Peace is not just the absence of violence but the manifestation of human compassion.


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Dick Clark

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law


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Thomas Neill

Of those who say nothing, few are silent.


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Berta Buxton

The eleventh commandment --- Thou shalt not be found out --- is the only one that is virtually impossible to keep these days.


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Martin Luther King Jr.

A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on an installment plan.


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Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu

When the people of the world all know beauty as beauty, There arises the recognition of ugliness.
When they all know the good as good,
There arises the recognition of evil.


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W. Somerset Maugham

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.


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Lao Tzu

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.


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Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

To which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fountain.


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Dag Hammarskjld

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find the right road.


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David Joseph Schwartz

Do what you fear and fear disappears.


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Noah Gallagher

I have to be myself , I can't be no one else...



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