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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Proverbs and Quotations - 153

Elvis Presley

I'd rather go on hearing your lies than to go on living without you.


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William Blackstone

It is better that ten guilty escape than one innocent suffer.


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Henry David Thoreau

Any fool can make a rule,and any fool will mind it.


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Ecclesiastes

Be not slow to visit the sick.


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Otto von Bismark

A really great man is known by three signs... generosity in the design, humanity in the execution, moderation in success.


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Norman Podhoretz

Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with it apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence.


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Euripides

Light be the earth upon you, lightly rest.


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Jack Benny

Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.


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Walter Benjamin

Separation penetrates the disappearing person like a pigment and steeps him in gentle radiance.


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Ausonius

He who does not know how to be silent will not know how to speak.


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William Seward Burroughs

Junk is the ultimate merchandise. The junk merchant does not sell his product to the consumer, he sells the consumer to the product. He does not improve and simplify his merchandise, he degrades and simplifies the client.


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Marie Curie

Life is not easy for any of us, but what of that? We must have perseverance and, above all, confidence in ourselves.



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