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Albert Einstein
God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.
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Voltaire
Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers.
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Johathan Edwards
A man of a right spirit is not a man of narrow and private views, but is greatly interested and concerned for the good of the community to which he belongs, and particularly of the city or village in which he resides, and for the true welfare of the society of which he is a member.
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Sylvia Ashton-Warner
Truth has beauty, power and necessity.
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Clarence Darrow
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
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Harriet
When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems as though you could not hang on a minute longer, never give up then, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
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Voltaire
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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George Mason
I ask, Who are the militia They consist now of the whole people, except for a few public officers.
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Prophet Mohammed, Bukhari
It is better to sit alone than in company with the bad; and it is, better still to sit with the good than alone. It is better to speak to a seeker of knowledge than to remain silent; but silence is better than idle words.
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H. G. Wells
Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
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P. J. O\'Rourke
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
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William Shakespeare, Macbeth, Act V, Scene V (MacBeth)
Life is but a walking Shadow, a poor Player That struts and frets his Hour upon the Stage, And then is heard no more; It is a tall Tale, Told by an Idiot, full of Sound and Fury, Signifying nothing.
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