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Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 171
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Mel Levine, MD, A Mind At A Time
Everyone is expected to be highly productive... but they do not all need to be turning out the same product.
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Larry Hawkins
We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell 'jump shot' rather than how to shoot it.
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Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it.
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Jorge Luis Borges
Life itself is a quotation.
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Jack Kerouac
I suddenly discovered the delight of rebellion.
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Bruce Barton
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence.
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Mark Twain
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
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Norman Vincent Peale
Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. Your mind will seek to develop the picture...Do not build up obstacles in your imagination.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
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Robert Terwilliger
Committing yourself is a way of finding out who you are. A man finds his identity by identifying. A man's identity is not best thought of as the way in which he is separated from his fellows but the way in which he is united with them.
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Tom Stoppard
Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering.
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Germaine De Stael
The human mind always makes progress, but it is a progress in spirals.
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