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Silly Things People Say - 122
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William Shakespeare, "The Tempest", Act 1 scene 1
I would fain die a dry death.
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Virgil
As the twig is bent the tree inclines.
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Albert Einstein
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.
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Virgil
Do not trust the horse, Trojans Whatever it is, I fear the Greeks, even though they bring gifts.
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Thomas Jefferson
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be present 'I am rising to a man's work.'
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Thomas Jefferson
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
The greatest homage we can pay truth is to use it.
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Walter Frederick Mondale
Political image is like mixing cement. When it's wet, you can move it around and shape it, but at some point it hardens and there's almost nothing you can do to reshape it.
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Will Rogers
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out
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S. Leonard Rubenstein, Pennsylvania State University, Chairman of the English Department, classroom lecture 1980
There is no procedure for learning to write. What you must do, is learn to think.
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Isadora Duncan
Dancing The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body.
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