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Colette, in New York World-Telegram and Sun, 1961
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
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Carlos Castaneda
A path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. Look at every path closely and deliberately. Try it as many times as you think necessary. Then ask yourself alone, one question. Does this path have a heart If it does, the path is good if it doesn't it is of no use.
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Trey and Matt Stone Parker
I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world.
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Pope Pius XI
Justice requires that to lawfully constituted Authority there be given that respect and obedience which is its due; that the laws which are made shall be in wise conformity with the common good; and that, as a matter of conscience all men shall render obedience to these laws.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus, Meditations
Very little is needed to make a happy life.
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Friedrich Nietzsche
Convictions are the more dangerous enemy of truth than lies.
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Charles Talleyrand
To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who is a clever man.
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Quentin Crisp
Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone- but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding.
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Walt Whitman
Judging from the main portion of the history of the world, so far, justice is always in jeopardy.
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Henry Adams
A friend in power is a friend lost.
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Gloria Pitzer
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
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Herman Melville
Where does the violet tint end and the orange tint begins? Distinctly we see the difference of the colors, but where exactly does the one first blending enter into the other. So with sanity and insanity.
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