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Unknown
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
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Andr Malraux
To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less.
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Maggie Roche
Where desire writhed there stands a stone; the change was sudden and complete.
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Plato
I exhort you also to take part in the great combat, which is the combat of life, and greater than every other earthly combat.
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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
I think my favorite monster movie is 'Gone With the Wind
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Malcolm X
The future belongs to those who prepare for it today.
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Theodore Ruskin
The highest reward for a man's toil is not what he gets for it but what he becomes by it.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt, Fourth Inaugural Address, Jan. 20, 1945
We can gain no lasting peace if we approach it with suspicion and mistrust or with fear. We can gain it only if we proceed with the understanding, the confidence, and the courage which flow from conviction.
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Farmers\' Almanac
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
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Andre Malraux
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.
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Robert A. Heinlein
A pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun - and neither can stop the march of events.
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Amy Dacyczyn
Frugality without creativity is deprivation.
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