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Godfather, The
Don Corleone Do you spend time with your family Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.
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Thomas Fuller
With foxes we must play the fox.
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Arnold Toynbee
Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder.
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Sun-Tzu
The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there are any actual hostilities...It is best to win without fighting.
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Hendry Adams
They know enough who know how to learn.
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Martin Luther
The heart of religion lies in its personal pronouns.
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Gelett Burgess
The use of force alone is but temporary. It may subdue for a moment; but it does not remove the necessity of subduing again: and a nation is not governed, which is perpetually to be conquered.
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Euripides, Hippolytus, 428 B.C.
In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.
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Horace, Odes
In adversity remember to keep an even mind.
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Chao Li-hua
My boat goes west, your's east. Heaven's a wind for both journeys.
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G. K. Chesterton
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
Noble life demands a noble architecture for noble uses of noble men. Lack of culture means what it has always meant ignoble civilization and therefore imminent downfall.
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