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Sarcastic Famous People Sayings - 156
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H. W. Dodds
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
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So I Married an Axe Murderer
Charlie And I'd really like to kiss you, but that's not a good idea, because then we'd start kissing on the couch, and then we'd start kissing on the bed, and I don't wanna rush into spending the night together. Harriet I'd love to spend the night together. Charlie I have no problem with that
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Frederick Douglas
I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence.
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Neil Peart
If you choose not to decide -- you still have made a choice!
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Hermann Hesse
It is not our purpose to become each other it is to recognize each other, to learn to see the other and honor him for what he is.
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Abraham Lincoln, A House Divided
I do not believe the Union will disolve, I believe it will become all one thing, or all the other.
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Lisa Alther
Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to you.
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The Talmud
Never expose yourself unnecessarily to danger a miracle may not save you...and if it does, it will be deducted from your share of luck or merit.
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Ulysses S. Grant
Labor disgraces no man unfortunately you occasionally find men disgrace labor.
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George Washington
I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.
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Rene Descartes
In order to improve the mind, we ought less to learn, than to contemplate.
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Democritus
Tis hard to fight with anger, but the prudent man keeps it under control.
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