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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous People Sayings - 3

Marcus Tullius Cicero

It is as hard for the good to suspect evil, as it is for the bad to suspect good.


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Enrico Fermi

It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge.


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Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

So, throughout life, our worst weaknesses and meannesses are usually committed for the sake of the people whom we most despise.


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Francois de La Rochefoucauld

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.


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Gilda Radner

While we have the gift of life, it seems to me that only tragedy is to allow part of us to die - whether it is our spirit, our creativity, or our glorious uniqueness.


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Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot just by watching.


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Bulgarian Proverb

Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.


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George Eliot

Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words.


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Calvin Coolidge

Advertising is the most potent influence in adapting and changing the habits and modes of life affecting what we eat, what we wear, and the work and play of a whole nation.


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Samuel Johnson

Every quotation contributes something to the stability or enlargement of the language.


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Holbrook Jackson

Be contented when you have got all you want.


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James Arthur Baldwin

The face of a lover is an unknown, precisely because it is invested with so much of oneself. It is a mystery, containing, like all mysteries, the possibility of torment.



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