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Charles Langbridge Morgan
The art of living does not consist in preserving and clinging to a particular mood of happiness, but in allowing happiness to change its form without being disappointed by the change for happiness, like a child, must be allowed to grow up.
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Joan Walsh Anglund
Friendships begin because, even without words, we understand how someone feels.
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J. K. Rowling
You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.
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Barnard Elliot Bee
Let us determine to die here, and we will conquer.
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Mark Twain
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
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Jean Piaget
The principle goal of education is to create men who are capable of doing new things, not simply of repeating what other generations have done - men who are creative, inventive and discoverers.
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Francis Bacon
It is as natural to die as to be born and to a little infant, perhaps, the one is as painful as the other.
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Baba Ram Dass
The quieter you become the more you can hear.
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Matrix, The
Morpheus If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain
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Erica Jong
Men and women, women and men. It will never work.
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Charlie Chaplin, O Magazine, October 2002
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.
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Ken Thompson
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
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