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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Amusing Famous Sayings - 127

Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The last Christian died on the cross.


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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

A wrong-doer is often a man that has left something undone, not always he that has done something.


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Fredrich Halm

Two souls with but a single thought, Two hearts that beat as one.


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Victor Hugo

He who opens a school door, closes a prison.


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David Assael

Well, spring sprang. We've had our state of grace and our little gift of sanctioned madness, courtesy of Mother Nature. Thanks, Gaia. Much obliged. I guess it's time to get back to that daily routine of living we like to call normal.


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William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 1 scene 2

A little more than kin, and less than kind.


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Albert Einstein

Insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.


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Russel Lynes

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.


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George Santayana

Our dignity is not in what we do, but what we understand.


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George Moore, The Bending of the Bough, [1900], act IV

The difficulty in life is the choice.


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Blaise Pascal

The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.


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Sir Walter Scott

The will to do, the soul to dare.



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