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William Faulkner
Time is dead as long as it is being clicked off by little wheels; only when the clock stops does time come to life.
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Holly Lisle
If you don't accept responsibility for your own actions, then you are forever chained to a position of defense.
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Jose Ortega y Gasset
We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former is the one who makes great demands upon himself, and the latter who makes no demands on himself.
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George Bernard Shaw
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
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Terry Pratchett, The Colour of Magic
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant idiot.
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Friedrich Nietzsche, "On Reading and Writing"
There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
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Michael Burke
Good instincts usually tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out.
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Woody Allen
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered
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June Masters Bacher
Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever.
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Cicero
The name of peace is sweet, and the thing itself is beneficial, but there is a great difference between peace and servitude. Peace is freedom in tranquillity, servitude is the worst of all evils, to be resisted not only by war, but even by death.
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Alexander Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo
The sum of all human wisdom is contained in these two words: Wait and Hope.
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Benjamin Disraeli
Mediocrity can talk but it is for genius to observe.
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