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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Funny Famous People Sayings - 21

Aristotle, Nicomachean Ethics, bk. 10, ch. 7, sct. 1177b

We make war that we may live in peace.


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Johann von Goethe

Life can only be understood backwards but it must be lived forwards.


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Mary MacCracken

Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child.


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Samuel Johnson

A man ought to read just as inclination leads him for what he reads as a task will do him little good.


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J. R. R. Tolkien

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.


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Thomas Jefferson

The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.


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George Bernard Shaw

A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his false knowledge it is more dangerous than ignorance.


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Mahatma Gandhi

Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.


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W. T. Ussery

We are all in the hands of an omnipotent, omniscient, just and merciful God, and whatever may be the destiny of humanity (for real or woe), there will be a universal and eternal amen to all that God does.


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Peter Drucker

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.


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Lucan

Deep-seated are the wounds dealt in civil brawls.


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Jack London

A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.



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