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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous Sayings - 123

T. E. Lawrence

All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, to make it possible.


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Ellen Glasgow

The only difference between a rut and a grave... is in their dimensions.


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Bob Ross

Besides, we don't make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents.


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Ralph Waldo Emerson

Trust men and they will be true to you treat them greatly, and they will show themselves great.


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James Earl Jimmy Carter, Jr.

If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement.


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Sir Winston Churchill

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.


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Alexander Graham Bell

When one door closes another door opens but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.


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Oliver Herford

A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even ... without any hope of doing it well.


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Robert Francis Kennedy

High office teaches decision making, not substance. It consumes intellectual capital it does not create it. Most high officials leave office with the perceptions and insights with which they entered they learn how to make decisions but not what decisions to make.


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Edmund Wilson

No two persons ever read the same book.


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Ezra Bowen

If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.


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Frank Capra

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.



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