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David Joseph Schwartz
Think little goals and expect little achievements. Think big goals and win big success.
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Anwar el Sadat
I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important than how others saw me.
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Albert Camus, The Fall
There are always reasons for murdering a man. But there is no justification for his existence.
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Made
Ricky Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a bitch later.
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Unknown
It takes courage to grow up and turn out to be who you really are.
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Gifford Pinchot
The vast possibilities of our great future will become realities only if we make ourselves responsible for that future.
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Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The ground that a good man treads is hallowed.
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Oscar Fingall O\'Flahertie Wills Wilde
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.
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Brenda Ueland
Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. When we really listen to people there is an alternating current, and this recharges us so that we never get tired of each other. We are constantly being re-created.
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Cary Grant
My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'
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Sydney Smith
Live always in the best company when you read.
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Pablo Casals, O Magazine, October 2003
I am an old man, but in many senses a very young man. And this is what I want you to be, young, young all your life.
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