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Funny Things People Say - 121
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Zelda
Nobody has ever measured even poets, how much a heart can hold.
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Charles de Gaulle
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
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Jean Cocteau
Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and round and gets nowhere. The moment is the only thing that counts.
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John Webster, The White Devil (1612)
Cowardly dogs bark loudest.
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Woody Allen
Nothing worth knowing can be understood with the mind.
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Jane Austen, Mansfield Park
It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are not what they ought to be, so are the rest of the nation.
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Anthony Robbins
What people CAN do is very different from what they WILL do.
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Philip Crosby, Reflections on Quality
Selecting the right person for the right job is the largest part of coaching.
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Aristotle
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.
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Saul Bellow
There is only one way to defeat the enemy, and that is to write as well as one can. The best argument is an undeniably good book.
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James Stephens
Originality does not consist in saying what no one has ever said before, but in saying exactly what you think yourself.
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Marilyn Monroe
An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine.
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