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Very Funny Proverbs and Quotations - 170
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Woody Allen
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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G. K. Chesterton
To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.
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Sophocles
Stranger in a strange country.
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Aristotle
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.
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Flannery O\'Connor
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it.
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Josh Billings
My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick to one thing until it gets there.
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Richard Bach
The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
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Harriet Martineau
Readers are plentiful thinkers are rare.
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Tacitus
It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured.
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Maya Angelou
I have found that among its other benefits, giving liberates the soul of the giver.
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Sam Brown
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
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Vince Lombardi
The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.
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