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Amusing Famous Sayings - 117
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Eden Phillpotts
The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible enough to give none.
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Charles Haddon Spurgeon
Nobody ever outgrows Scripture the book widens and deepens with our years.
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Fyodor Dostoevski
There is only one thing that I dread: not to be worthy of my sufferings.
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Langston Hughes
Hold fast to dreams for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character.
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government -- he promised Dad he'd go straight.
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Francis Bacon, 1597-1625
When a traveller returneth home, let him not leave the countries where he hath travelled altogether behind him.
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Bertrand Russell
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
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Unknown
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby I'm vaccinated.
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Anon.
Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold thread. Both contribute to make the whole picture beautiful and unique.
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Satchel Paige
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends.
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