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Humour Famous People Sayings - 164
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Otto von Bismark
Beware of sentimental alliances where the consciousness of good deeds is the only compensation for noble sacrifices.
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Aesop
Appearances often are deceiving.
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Roy M. Cohn
Go after a man's weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you're going to follow through, because if you don't, the next time you won't be taken seriously.
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Muhammad Ali
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
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Joe Walsh
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
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Horace
He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.
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Polish Proverb
Words must be weighed, not counted.
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Vince Lombardi
Teamwork is what the Green Bay Packers were all about. They didn't do it for individual glory. They did it because they loved one another.
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Hietzsche
The most common lie is that which one lies to himself lying to others is relatively an exception.
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Jim Morrison
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
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William Ellery Channing
To be prosperous is not to be superior, and should form no barrier between men. Wealth out not to secure the prosperous the slightest consideration. The only distinctions which should be recognized are those of the soul, of strong principle, of incorruptible integrity, of usefulness, of cultivated intellect, of fidelity in seeking the truth.
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Daniel J. Boorstin
Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be.
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