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Funny Famous People Sayings - 11
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Maurice Wilkes
As soon as we started programming, we found out to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in my own programs.
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Aristotle, Politics
It is the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live only for the gratification of it.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
Riches do not consist in the possession of treasures, but in the use made of them.
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Hazlitt
The surest hindrance of success is to have too high a standard of refinement in our own minds, or too high an opinion of the judgment of the public. He who is determined not to be satisfied with anything short of perfection will never do anything to please himself or others.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
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Mahatma Gandhi
N.B. This quote refers to the British disarmament of the Indian Army. Gandhi never advocated the individual right to bear arms.
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Lindsay Lohan
I am happy being able to play roles with people my age because once you do something really mature there is no turning back.
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Kelvin Throop
To get the attention of a large animal, be it an elephant or a bureaucracy, it helps to know what part of it feels pain. Be very sure, though, that you want its full attention.
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George Burns
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
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Benjamin Franklin
Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.
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Emo Phillips
At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
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Oscar Wilde
It is an odd thing, but everyone who disappears is said to be seen at San Francisco. It must be a delightful city, and possess all the attractions of the next world.
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