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Sarcastic Famous Sayings - 186
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Janet Long
Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.
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Katherine Mansfield
I am treating you as my friend, asking you to share my present minuses in the hope that I can ask you to share my future pluses.
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Albert Einstein
Intellectuals solve problems geniuses prevent them.
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Oscar Levant
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
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Publilius Syrus
Admonish thy friends in secret, praise them openly.
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Harold B. Lee
The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the wall of our own homes.
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Imam Ali-Ibn-Abi-Talib, Nahjul-Balgha (Peak of Eloquence), saying no1
During civil disturbance adopt such an attitude that people do not attach any importance to you - they neither burden you with complicated affairs, nor try to derive any advantage out of you.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
It is by no means certain that our individual personality is the single inhabitant of these our corporeal frames... We all do things both awake and asleep which surprise us. Perhaps we have cotenants in this house we live in.
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Casey Stengel
I was not successful as a ballplayer, as it was a game of skill.
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German proverb
Whoever cares to learn will always find a teacher.
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Logan Pearsall Smith
There are two things to aim at in life first, to get what you want and, after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.
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Edward Thomas
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.
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