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Amusing Famous Sayings - 97
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Socrates
As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.
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George Aiken
If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.
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W. B. Yeats, the second coming
Turning and turning in the widening gyre, The falcone cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world...
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Ogden Nash
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
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Joan Vinge
Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless. Love and hate don't stand a chance against it.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
If I have the belief that I can do it, I shall surely acquire the capacity to do it even if I may not have it at the beginning.
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Jeff Melvoin
Sexually,we are all competing for the same seat on the bus and the thing that holds it together is the tightly held conceit that we are all sexual gods. How can I believe in my own uniqueness when there's a cat out there exactly the same as me
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St. Francis Xavier
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterwards.
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Samuel Smiles
It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed through failures. Precept, study, advice, and example could never have taught them so well as failure has done.
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Lisa Alther
Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to you.
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Edith Newbold Jones Wharton
Life is the only real counselor wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a part of the moral tissue.
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Dante Alighieri
O human race born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou fall.
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