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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous People Sayings - 144

Edgar Allen Poe, The Murders in the Rue Morgue

The ingenious are always fanciful, and the truly imaginative never otherwise than analytic.


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Marcel Proust

A catherdral, a wave of storm, a dancer's leap, never turn out to be as high as we had hoped.


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Benjamin Franklin

Distrust and caution are the parents of security.


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John Dryden

Pains of love be sweeter far Than all other pleasures are.


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Euripides

There is no benefit in the gifts of a bad man.


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Thomas Arnold

Real knowledge, like everything else of value, is not to be obtained easily. It must be worked for, studied for, thought for, and, more that all, must be prayed for.


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Wu Ting-Fang

Education is like a double-edged sword. It may be turned to dangerous uses if it is not properly handled.


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Hesiod

Do not seek evil gains evil gains are the equivalent of disaster.


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Ronald Reagan

I just don't think it's good for us to be run out of town. (Refusing to cancel Secretary of State visit to Moscow)


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Virginia

Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of life and forms of government.


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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the truth.


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Virginia Woolf

You can not gain peace by avoiding life.



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