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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Crazy Famous People Sayings - 193

Sigmund Freud

What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.


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Sir Thomas More, Utopia

They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a thing, should be everywhere so much esteemed, that even men for whom it was made, and by whom it has its value, should yet be thought of less value than it is.


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Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.


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Brendan Francis

A quotation in a speech, article or book is like a rifle in the hands of an infantryman. It speaks with authority.


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Unknown

Champions are a rare breed. They trust God while others ask for answers. They step forward while others pray for volunteers. They see beyond the dangers, the risks, the obstacles, the hardships.


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William Langland

Necessity has no law.


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Athenus

Goodness does not consist in greatness, but greatness in goodness.


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Garth Brooks

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.


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Agnes de Mille

Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or howWe guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark.


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Robert Orben

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.


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Penelope Fitzgerald

No two people see the external world in exactly the same way. To every separate person a thing is what he thinks it is -- in other words, not a thing, but a think.


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Author Unknown

Vacant minds must have their uses, yet it seems a pity to waste first-class bodies on them.



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