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Very Funny Famous People Sayings - 40
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Sophocles
There is no happiness where there is no wisdom No wisdom but in submission to the gods. Big words are always punished, And proud men in old age learn to be wise.
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Anthony de Mello
Obedience keeps the rules. Love knows when to break them.
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Henry Stimson
The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.
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Oscar Wilde
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.
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Author Unknown
One of the weaknesses of our age is our apparent inability to distinguish our need from our greed.
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Orison Swett Marden
Character is the indelible mark that determines the only true value of all people and all their work
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Terminator 2 Judgment Day
The Terminator I'll be back
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Dane Helmers
Some people say it is better to appear foolish than open your mouth and remove all doubt. I say if it is already thought then you have nothing to lose.
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Simone Weil
Evil when we are in its power is not felt as evil but as a necessity, or even a duty.
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John Barrymore
America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
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Albert Camus
We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
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Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
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