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A random selection of fabulous funny quotations from famous writers throughout history. From our database of over hilarious 100,000 funny quotes.

Humour Famous Sayings - 4

Marlene Dietrich

Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.


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Isaac Friedmann

Forgiveness is the sweetest revenge.


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Confucius

What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.


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The Seven Sages, (Bias, Chilon, Cleobulus, Periander, Pittacus,Solon, Thales) c. 650 - c. 550 BC, From Diogenes Laertius, Lives

Do not speak ill of the dead.


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Jane Austen, Emma

I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.


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Godfather, The

Don Corleone Someday - and that day may never come - I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But until that day, accept this justice as gift on my daughter's wedding day.


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Aristotle, Politics (quoting a proverb)

Well begun is half done.


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Mahatma Gandhi

Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.


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William Shakespeare

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; the thief doth fear each bush an officer.


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Pablo Picasso

Everything you can imagine is real.


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Don Juan Manuel

He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have.


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Baruch Spinoza

Blessed are the weak who think that they are good because they have no claws.



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