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Funny Famous People Sayings - 51
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The atom, being for all practical purposes the stable unit of the physical plane, is a constantly changing vortex of reactions.
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning
Best be yourself, imperial, plain and true
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Julie-Jeanne-Eleonore de Lespinasse, O Magazine, October 2002
If you can attain repose and calm, believe that you have seized happiness.
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Oscar Levant
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
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Fred Allen
Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
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Booth Tarkington
Cherish all your happy moments; they make a fine cushion for old age.
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Edward Albee
The thing that makes a creative person is to be creative and that is all there is to it.
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Samuel Taylor Coleridge
No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.
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Publilius Syrus
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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James Madison
Who does not see that the same authority which can establish Christianity, in exclusion of all other religions, may establish with the same ease any particular sect of Christians, in exclusion of all other sects
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Haniel Long
When an individual fear or apathy passes by the unfortunate, life is of no account.
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Lao Tzu
To produce things and to rear them, To produce, but not to take possession of them, To act, but not to rely on one's own ability, To lead them, but not to master them - This is called profound and secret virtue.
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