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Anonymous
Stupid is a boundless concept.
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Robert Bakker
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
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Marcus Tullius Cicero
Never injure a friend, even in jest.
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Albert Einstein
Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.
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Robert Frost
The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.
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Ulysses S. Grant
Leave the matter of religion to the family altar, the church, and the private school, supported entirely by private contributions. Keep the church and the state forever separate.
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Wendy Wasserstein
No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the trick is not to get frightened. There's nothing wrong with being alone.
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Mario M Cuomo
I have no plans, and no plans to plan.
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H. G. Wells
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
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Mae West
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
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Robert Smith
Knowing that everything's futile but still fighting, still raging against the dying of the light -- that's what motivates me all the time ... If you hold that sense of futility in your head for too long, it can begin to eat into you. You can still be aware of it but find a place for it where you can actually exist comfortably and enjoy things.
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Charles A. Stoddard
We love in others what we lack ourselves, and would be everything but what we are.
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