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Humorous Famous People Sayings - 145
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Woodrow Wilson
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
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Nancy Drew
If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
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Mother Theresa
Give the world the best you have and you may get hurt. Give the world your best anyway.
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Marilyn Ferguson
Of all the self-fulfilling prophecies in our culture, the assumption that aging means decline and poor health is probably the deadliest.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
All great masters are chiefly distinguished by the power of adding a second, a third, and perhaps a fourth step in a continuous line. Many a man had taken the first step. With every additional step you enhance immensely the value of you first.
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Colette
There are days when solitude, for someone my age, is a heady wine that intoxicates you with freedom, others when it is a bitter tonic, and still others when it is a poison that makes you beat your head against the wall.
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Old Russian saying
The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the scythe.
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Bulgarian Proverb
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.
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James Thurber
Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house.
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Princess Anne
When I appear in public, people expect me to neigh, grind my teeth paw the ground and swish my tail --- none of which is easy.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
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Office Space
Samir No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window.
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