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Silly Things People Say - 192
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Jerry Coleman
Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.
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Clive Barnes
Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
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John Dryden
Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.
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Euripides
My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
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L. Ron Hubbard, Book: Dianetics 55
The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided he could do nothing about something.
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Matt Welsh
If you're masochistic enough to program in ADA, we're not going to stop you.
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Peter Ustinov
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.
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Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire
Needless to say since Christ's expiation not one single Christian has been known to sin, or die.
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R. A. Butler
In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.
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Steven Runciman
Faced by the mountainous heap of the minutiae of knowledge and awed by the watchful severity of his colleagues, the modern historian too often takes refuge in learned articles or narrowly specialized dissertations, small fortresses that are easy to defend from attack.
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Robert Charles Benchley
I do most of my work sitting down that's where I shine.
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James Thurber
There are two kinds of light--the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures.
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